Saturday, April 26, 2014

It's NOT just the wine talking

Wife: I wanna see a video of a kangaroo fighting a goose. Google that! You need to make that happen, bitches.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Revolution just looks like too much effort

Wife: Look, if the electricity goes out, let's just kill ourselves. Because I don't want to fight with swords.

Well, close

Wife: I was almost entirely paleo today... except for the wine and oreos.