Saturday, August 30, 2008

Welcome to our newest running gag

Husband: Don't do that. My chi is very sensitive.
Wife: Sometimes I want to punch your chi.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

I'd fall off of either one, maybe intentionally

Wife: Maybe I should get a motorcycle and make you ride bitch.
(later...)
Wife: Maybe I should get a moped and make you ride bitch!

It's funny because it's true

Husband: Man, I wish my dad was half that cool.
Wife: I wish your dad was cool at all.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Guess who said what

1. (after a big meal) Whew. I am Crocodile DONE-dee.
2. (glares)

later...


1. Man, your joke was almost as bad as my Crocodile Done-dee joke earlier.
2. No, I don't think so.
1. Well, it was funny inside my head.
2. I guess you just had to be there!