_________ + Strippers = Profit!

Wife: That way it will be more profitable for both me AND the strippers.

Amongst many, many other issues

Wife: OUR DOGS HAVE NIPPLE ISSUES!

R.I.P. Cronuts (2013-2013)

Wife: You know a fad has run its course when it shows up at Vons.

There go all my hopes and dreams

Wife: We are NOT changing how we distribute our Christmas wish-lists, and you are NOT getting a luchador mask. So forget it.