Understandable

Wife: I have no idea what the story-line is any more, but Nathan Fillion is still on my TV so it's okay.

Sober Fail

Wife: Wait... stop! No! Go back! Ack! Argh!
Husband: What are you doing?
Wife: I'm being drunk!

Ciao Bella!

Wife: Italia! That's how you say Italy in Italian.

High Standards Much?

Wife: Weakling! That's why we aren't procreating!

Jihadababy Itsaboy

Wife: Your hearing is weird tonight. And by weird, I mean failtastic.

There's a Fine Line Between Threats and Seduction in Our House

Wife: Do you doubt the power of my thighs? Because I can demonstrate for you if you'd like.