I was relieved, because the matter was in doubt...

Wife: I just resisted spending our grocery money on a set of gorgeous Wedgewood china.

The Context Wouldn't Help Here

Wife: It's kind of hard to breathe when your lungs are full of flies.

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Wife: (about her spiked coffee) Ooo! It's smooth and sweet, but finishes with a punch!
Husband: Just like you!