Arrrr, I put one across her bow

Wife: I got booty! I have so much booty, I should be a pirate!

Wait, what? Why was it THERE?

Husband: I like that necklace.
Wife: Thanks. I found it under the sink.

We were eating breakfast next to Prince Hans

(Dude would not stop complaining about minor things to the manager)
Wife: Maybe I should sing "Let it Go" to him.