Much like an early episode of Law & Order, most of our important conversations happen over food

(Chews, pauses, chews differently)
Wife: Hm. The way cows chew *IS* more efficient.

I don't even remember what this conversation was about

(trying to shovel leftovers into a box)
Husband: I guess that's my fault for not controlling my woman.
(zero potatoes land in the box)
Wife: You're not even controlling those potatoes, so I'm not surprised.