(Husband puts pills in glasses case to take with him)
Wife: Why don't you just take your pills now?
Husband: I don't like tap water.
Wife: We have water in the fridge.
Husband: It just seems out of the way.
(Note: fridge is exactly 13 steps from where conversation was taking place)
(Wife rolls eyes)
Husband: What can I say? It's one of my quirks.
Wife: No, it's one of your retardations.
Husband: (laughing) Love you, too.
Wife: Happy Birthday, dummy!
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